What’s the dead bird and eagle count on giant but useless windmills?
How bout dead whales, fish, seals and sea turtles from the turdbines they stuck in the ocean?
Maybe he identifies as a windmill?
There’s really a market for dead eagle parts?
“It was not uncommon for Branson to take upwards of nine eagles at a time,” prosecutors with the U.S. Attorney’s Office in Montana wrote the filing. “Not only did Branson kill eagles, but he hacked them into pieces to sell for future profits.”
I can understand someone buying a stuffed eagle. Who would want just part of one?
But if you kill them with windmills you go free.
Smear the perp with raw fish and stake him out for the bald eagles to snack on.
Man was shooting endangered loons when an encon agent stopped and ran up to him and said “what in the world are you doing?”
The man says “getting dinner”
Encourage says “that’s agaisnt the law- they are endangered
Man says “oh wow, I didn’t realize- I promise i won’t do it anymore”
Encourage starts to walk away, stops, tu4ns and says “just out of curiosity, what does it taste like”
Man says “meh, they aren’t bad, but not newrly as good as spotted owl”
Replace “eagles” with “babies” for a significant crime.
From Casting Crowns:
“ … United States of America,
looks like another silent night
As we’re sung to sleep by philosophies
That save the trees and kill the children”
While You Were Sleeping, 2005
Sentencing him to be strapped to a rock face & fed alive to eagles would be rather fitting.
Humane euthanasia sounds good.
Is it true that bald eagle tastes like spotted owl? 😋
So, which Gawd was it that was staked out each morning to have his liver eaten by eagles?
That is one solution.
[Branson estimated to make $360,000 on black market from 2009 to 2021]
That’s not even $15/hour. He could have done better at McDonald’s.
Kill human babies and planned patenthood and the aclu will support you.
Wrong species.