How do you get a grumpy 4-ton elephant to a new home 120 miles away? Call the elephant movers

AP ^ | 01 Sep 2024 | GERALD IMRAY

[Ann Archy]

What the HELL is with you? FREEPERS don’t throw out FUs like that.

[jimfree]

Of course someone would bring up transparent aluminum.

[Bob434]

A littl3 tip: if you find that you have been swallowed by an elephant, the way to get back out is :run around until you are all pooped out:

[rlmorel]

Or you could get this guy to move it for you!

LINK: Famous Giraffe Scene from the movie "Hangover III"!

[combat_boots]

https://www.sheldrickwildlifetrust.org/

[HartleyMBaldwin]

Operation Dumbo Drop II.

[ridesthemiles]

Check with Kallita Cargo.

They will fly almost ANYTHING.

WHEN Covid hit & commercial airlines refused to get Americans in China, Kalitta bolted seats to the floors of a cargo plane & brought 3 planeloads of Americans out to Mach AFB is Calif.

[Veto!]

Yep. My backlit keyboard croaked and I use nice little whit keyboard which looks better on my desk. It’s a girl thing. Plus, my vision sucks.

[Organic Panic]

...one bite at a time...

[NNN]

Call Bill Murray.

Larger Than Life

[antceecee]

I will ask permission to share from my Sweet Baboo. It’s his story.