Posted on 08/29/2024 8:24:32 AM PDT by servo1969
Well, out in the holler, 'neath the southern sun,
Was a boy named Harry, he’s a special one.
Born to the Potters, but they done got zapped,
Now he's livin’ in a trailer with the Dursley pack.
Aunt Petunia’s his cousin, Uncle Vernon's his bro,
And that Dudley boy, well, he's his kin, y'all know.
He’s a wand-wavin', spell-castin', good ol' boy,
Ridin' broomsticks, ain't no toy.
Down in the holler, magic runs free,
But you best not mess with that ol' Snape creep.
Y’all know Harry, he's a redneck wizard,
Got that southern drawl, but he ain’t no quitter.
Hagrid rolled up in a rusty ol' truck,
Said, "Boy, you’re a wizard, you’re in for some luck."
Took him to the Walmart, got him a wand,
And a pet possum named Hedwig, oh so fond.
Off to Hogwash, where Dumbledore reigns,
Teaching the kids to use their brains.
He’s a wand-wavin', spell-castin', good ol' boy,
Ridin' broomsticks, ain't no toy.
Down in the holler, magic runs free,
But you best not mess with that ol' Snape creep.
Y’all know Harry, he's a redneck wizard,
Got that southern drawl, but he ain’t no quitter.
There’s a gal named Hermione, sharp as a knife,
And Ron’s her man, now she's carryin' his child.
Then there’s Dobby, always runnin' 'round at night,
Lost in the potions, strugglin' to do right.
Snape’s got his eye on Harry all day,
But that creep better watch out, Harry don’t play.
He’s a wand-wavin', spell-castin', good ol' boy,
Ridin' broomsticks, ain't no toy.
Down in the holler, magic runs free,
But you best not mess with that ol' Snape creep.
Y’all know Harry, he's a redneck wizard,
Got that southern drawl, but he ain’t no quitter.
So raise your glass, let’s give a cheer,
To that good ol' boy, Harry, far and near.
He’s a hero now, saved the whole darn town,
With his kin by his side, and Snape backin' down.
He took on Volde-Mud and stood his ground,
That redneck wizard, Harry, he’s done us proud!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kf4kqybpkdI
The CLOUD is someone else’s computer.
AI is someone else’s opinion.
That is amazingly good for what it is.
Wow, lyrics that don’t rhyme and don’t scan. Is there anything that AI can’t do?
Hey AI, make me a movie with Kamala as a green witch who melts when Bobby and Tulsi toss a bucket of water on her while Donald the Wizard laughs and Obama-faced monkeys fly helplessly about...
AI proves once again that it has the intellectual capacity of a below-average 14 year old boy.
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