Daffy Donald, Turning Pea Green With Envy

The New York Times ^ | Aug. 24, 2024, 7:00 a.m. ET | Maureen Dowd

[E. Pluribus Unum]

[EvilCapitalist]

I love “The Rules.”

[sjmjax]

Maureen is a very damaged woman. Sad.

[Organic Panic]

Why torture yourself reading and posting this crap?

[Diana in Wisconsin]

LOL! A classic when posting anything by Dowd.

Rules is Rules. :)

[dowcaet]

Give it up Maureen. Trump is not worried one bit about Klueless Kamala. It’s the people who control her and Biden that concerns him and all the rest of us.

[TornadoAlley3]

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1827172947280249138

“Out of their minds”

[bigbob]

She’s never recovered from that pot brownie

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Why torture yourself reading and posting this crap?

Evidently you're too stupid to see how hilarious it is and how desperate Old Mo is.

[Maudeen]

I had to check to see if the author was the Bee.

[kiryandil]

[mikey_hates_everything]

Hey Mo, you were crazy long before the crow showed up.

[kiryandil]

If he gets back in the Oval, he’ll probably put yet another religious fanatic onto the court who will try to foist some other horrible legal restriction on the country.

No one ever said that Mo Dowd is the sharpest tool in the drawer when it comes to understanding legal nuances.

The Supremes kicked it back to the states, Maureen. They didn't "restrict" dookey.

[howlinhound]

If she wants to see a real crow in the wild, she should look in the mirror.

[RoosterRedux]

That crow is probably mocking Maureen because she isn't as smart as the average sparrow.

Here's what my favorite chatbot has to say about the intelligence of crows:

Corvids, such as crows, jays, and magpies, are known for their remarkable intelligence, often compared to that of great apes. While it's challenging to assign a precise IQ score to animals in the way we do with humans, researchers have developed various methods to estimate their cognitive abilities.

Corvids demonstrate advanced problem-solving skills, tool use, social complexity, etc. Some studies suggest that corvids possess a level of intelligence at least that of a 5-7-year-old human child or higher [i,e, higher than M. Dowd].

[EandH Dad]

Is this satire? I can’t decide.

[Honorary Serb]

NYT: All the news we fit to print!

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Is this satire? I can’t decide.

It is hatred-driven delusion to the point of insanity.

[Verginius Rufus]

Over 100 men and 6 women have served on the US Supreme Court. Probably almost all of the pre-FDR appointees and the majority of the ones since FDR would be “religious fanatics” by Maureen’s standards.

[HombreSecreto]

Reply 1!

Awesomeness!

Right to the point.