Posted on 08/22/2024 8:10:13 AM PDT by Red Badger
The gas powered ones are better.
“it’s well established that electric fields accelerate healing in chronic wounds”
Then why has it taken so long to have a wound dressing available that produced an electric field? Such a dressing doesn’t have to be as small as a bandage.
Of all the unlikely places to hear prophesy, I recall a Firesign Theater skit from the late ‘60s (We Are All Bozos on This Bus) where there was a repeating line “The future is electric”. It sure seems that way now.
“Many a truth are spaked in jest!”
I’ve seen collagen dressings do amazing things.
WHY - even though break-throughs in medical technology and efficiency come out every day (and same in the general economy too) - our government-imposed medical costs are higher than ever, and Americans’ life expectancy is actually flat or dropping?
I know they answer - but it seems very few people ask this question
The ancients used honey to heal wounds and it’s just now being touted by medical researchers as a possible cure for some types of cancer.................
You will now meet the President
“The future is electric”.
I thought it was essential oils.
Importantly, the bandages are cheap. “We’re talking about a couple of dollars per dressing in overhead costs,” Bandodkar said.
Boy and I thought a box of Band-Aid brand adhesive bandages was up there. Guess Wal-Mart will have to lock up the flux bandages.
i just climb a utility pole and grab as many wires as i can to get speedy healing-
popular bandages are now said to have ‘forever plastics’ that invade the body when worn- Curad, Baindaid, and other popular brands apparently have them-
Presto-chango:
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So Rabbi Yehoshua ben Levi presses, “There are many people suffering and in pain. How will I know who Mashiach is?”
Elijah concludes, “All the other sufferers will be unwrapping their bandages in one continuous motion. Mashiach, however, will remove and reapply one bandage at a time, strip by strip.”
What does he mean, “strip by strip”? The people who are suffering from disease and injury tie and untie their bandages at the same time. But Mashiach wraps one finger, one joint, one wound at a time. This is because when Mashiach is finally called, he won’t even wait for the blink of an eye. He won’t have to take the time to finish reapplying a lengthy bandage. He’ll be able to save his people immediately.
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https://www.chabad.org/library/article_cdo/aid/137086/jewish/Nun.htm
Well, now he can use Modern Electric bandages..............
“he won’t even wait for the blink of an eye”
That even beats out 88 mph.
No need to wait for the bolt of lightning.
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/voil%C3%A0#French
Interjection
voilà
Lo, there it is; see here; ta-da; presto; behold!
Literally, “look there”. From vois (“see!, look!”), second-person singular imperative of voir (“to see, to look”) and là (“there”).
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Yes, and I remember the one-word advice line from "The Graduate" about plastics. It would've been damn good advice.
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