Knead to have: Auntie Anne's launches pretzel-scented fragrance online, sells out in 10 minutes

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[nickcarraway]

Ladies - do you want to smell like pretzels?

[Roadrunner383]

I’ve suggested Hoppes #9 air freshener for our house (yes, it’s a real thing). The wife was not amused. Women can be so unreasonable.

[Jamestown1630]

As a kid, I became seriously ill the night I ate one of those big soft pretzels (nothing to do with the pretzel, just coincidence of flu.)

It was years before I could even smell a pretzel without feeling nauseous.

I’ll pass.

[skr]

Depends on whom it attracts

[Antihero101607]

Cream of potato soup is what did it for me. Took almost 20 years before I could eat the stuff again.

[Liz]

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

Weird. Who in their wildest dreams would imagine this idea would have any Market traction at all?

[Jamestown1630]

I had a similar experience with coffee ice cream; but I like that, now.

[Fledermaus]

Novelty item

[Fledermaus]

Pair it with Hellmans Parfume de Mayonnaise .

[Jamestown1630]

There have been some very weird ‘niche’ perfumes in recent years.

[Weirdad]

Pretzel Logic.* It does seem kind of twisted, must be a Democrat thing...though the music is good...

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* Pretzel Logic
https://www.dictionary.com/e/pop-culture/pretzel-logic/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBxZFadp9Pw

[xoxox]

I know how much I love to sit near people on airplanes who bring the remainders of the airport restaurant meals on board to eat with their fingers like I did yesterday.

[READINABLUESTATE]

I use WD-40. The ladies love it.

[toast]

Hmmm...
How about pumpkin spice? Or eau de bacon?

[logi_cal869]

Wake me when they perfect “Redhead fragrance.”

(pretzels ain’t gonna do it)

[Texas resident]

Surrender to the smell...If it is a brisket fragrance.

[nickcarraway]

You’re slick.

[TribalPrincess2U]

pretzel-scent? I loved to smell those at the Mall. Makes you want one every time.
They knew how to work it.

[TribalPrincess2U]

Only in certain areas. Ya hungry yet?