[Secret Agent Man]

My friend tells me not to jog because we all have about 2 billion heartbeats and I’m wasting them.

I tell him stuff like this happens or idiots who don’t jog sit on the couch getting fatter and fatter and die of a heart attack well short of 2 billion heartbeats.

[BipolarBob]

I tell him stuff like this happens or idiots who don’t jog sit on the couch getting fatter and fatter and die of a heart attack

Well, we're not going to die tired. Or hungry. I'll have a Twinkie or Little Debbie Swiss Roll in my mouth. And guzzling down a Diet Mountain Dew.