[ChicagoConservative27]

Mask and raid the local Walmart ASAP

[Col Frank Slade]

Run around in circles, waving arms frantically.

[HYPOCRACY]

The weather report says it’s raining on me right now. I must be wrong about being dry.

[Openurmind]

Are they going to formally take it back if it doesn’t happen?

[Hatteras]

Next up, Ernesto. Early prediction will be strong but headed north off the Atlantic, brushing Bermuda and heading toward Maine. We shall see...

[AZJeep]

Guess why?
Climate change to blame!

[Ronaldus Magnus III]

“”Highly Active””

Riiiiight.

They said the same thing after hurricane Katrina. Reality turned out very differently. Rush would often point out that after Katrina, no hurricane made landfall in the United States for over a decade.

Also, this is the same profession that daily gets to use vocabulary that would get you fired in any other vocation: Maybe, Perhaps, and my all-time favorite ‘chance of.’ They also interchange ‘partly cloudy’ and ‘partly sunny’ all the time.

Once doppler radar became available to the public, I use that instead of listening to ‘perhaps.’

[RayChuang88]

But will it ever equal 2005, the year of Katrina, Rita and Wilma?

[TigersEye]

Things can always change but there is currently almost nothing happening between Africa and the Americas where hurricanes generally form.

Zoom Earth

[al_c]

[Does so]

“We’ve always had hurricanes, floods, drought, heat waves and everything in between.”
^

Since WWII, twice as many Americans will today be exposed to WEATHER.