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To: who_would_fardels_bear

We had a policeman poisoned in LR by a fentanyl coated flyer on windshield. Dipped and dried. Soaked in through his skin when he took it off windshield. Fell out in the parking lot.

WWG1WGA!


3 posted on 08/07/2024 9:07:40 AM PDT by Billyv ( Ephesians 6:11 for we battle not against flesh and blood...Pray for our leaders and nation )
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To: Billyv

And yet people walk around with fentanyl patches and don’t pass out instantaneously. He probably wanted a day off.

Why don’t abusers just carry around their fentanyl and dip their finger in it when they want an instant high, instead of using a more complicated route of administration?


5 posted on 08/07/2024 9:15:22 AM PDT by FoxInSocks ("Hope is not a course of action." — M. O'Neal, USMC)
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To: Billyv
So now I'm going to have to wear gloves any time I remove a flyer from my car?

Reminds me of the great one-line joke by Mitch Hedberg:

When someone hands you a flyer they're basically saying "Here, you throw this away."

9 posted on 08/07/2024 9:27:05 AM PDT by who_would_fardels_bear (Kafka was an optimist.)
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To: Billyv

What means “LR?”


15 posted on 08/07/2024 10:33:01 AM PDT by Gigantor (Either the United States respects its Constitution, or there is no need for a United States.)
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