At least the door didn’t fall off.....................
And the pilot didn’t somehow get lost and dock onto an alien space station. Their luggage arrived with them. They didn’t get stuck in customs and have a cavity search. But they don’t have grub hub delivery.
But one wonders if it’s really a thruster problem which is prompting them to avoid reentry with the astronauts...
(i.e., “Are we sure that we doublechecked the sub’s work?”)
/s
And in all seriousness, what did they do with all the MAX managers during the grounding?
They certainly didn’t oversee a new plane.
Perhaps they were assigned to Starliner...
Fits.
/s