10. You just farted so loud you woke yourself up and looked abound and went, ‘huh?’ and then went back to sleep.
11. One of your boobs is bigger or lower than the other one.
Years ago like 40 is saw a cartoon in playboy
An old woman was in bed and along one wall of their bedroom was a long row of 4 tall filing cabinets
The old man was about half way down with a drawer open looking through the files
The old woman is saying “can’t we have just one argument without you verifying the facts”