[Bonemaker]

"I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself."

Johnny Carson

[FamiliarFace]

Johnny always made me laugh.

[PeterPrinciple]

https://www.azquotes.com/author/14883-Mark_Twain/tag/drinking#google_vignette

Give an Irishman lager for a month and he’s a dead man. An Irishman’s stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him.

I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it.

[NetAddicted]

Bravo, Johnny Carson.