Posted on 07/22/2024 6:05:51 PM PDT by frogjerk
U.S. — The Democratic Party in the United States has pulled off a successful insurrection, completing a coup d'etat to remove the current President from power.
"The President has fallen!" cried Democratic party elites joyfully, having seized power. "Yay insurrection!"
According to sources, Democratic party elites have worked tirelessly to overthrow the candidate chosen by voters, using everything from donation boycotts to blackmail. "It took everything we have, but we have deposed the democratically elected candidate of our party," said former President Obama proudly. "Democracy has been saved."
At publishing time, MSNBC's Joe Scarborough had come on TV to explain how some insurrections are actually very good.
They are trying to move things along quickly before the polls come out showing Heels Up Harris losing to Trump even worse than Biden was!
LMAO
They did that on Jan 6 2021.
And to think the Bee isn’t satire, it really happened.
Yes. It’s getting very hard to tell the difference between satire and reality.
Actually, it was on November 4th, 2008 with the selection of the Kenyan socialist con man mooselimb dictator as supreme ruler of the USSA.
“Democracy is still at stake in 2024. Democracy is on the ballot,” Joe Biden told donors in San Francisco on Wednesday, September 27, 2023.
Hard factual news from Zee Bee. Very good!
This is not a joke. Our nation just had its own “palace coup”.
Morning Joe with Scarborough verses the Bee:
The Bee tells the truth with cutting edge satire, wit and humor.
Scarborough tells no truth, has no wit nor humor and tells lies.
“Dems Pull Off Successful Insurrection”
It’s only successful when they get rid of Harris and replace her with Skunk Cabbage, who still wants revenge from 2016
I don’t view this as satire.
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