When asked to comment on the new piece of campaign merch, Trump expressed his approval. “Have you ever seen a more beautiful bandage, folks?” he asked. “There’s nothing like it. I got my ear bandage the hard way. I don’t recommend it. But you can have one of your own for only $250. And it’s gold. Beautiful, shiny gold. Just like the bandage we’re going to use to fix this country. It’ll be a giant, golden bandage, and we’re going to do it so quickly. But you can have one, too. And you don’t have to get shot for it.”
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This one’s beyond excellent. The Bee actually beat President Trump to this idea?
He’s going to want to do this.
He’s going to want to do this...
I sincerely hope not.