1 posted on
07/15/2024 10:29:36 AM PDT by
Lazamataz
To: Lazamataz
I think this is Babylon-Bee level satire.
2 posted on
07/15/2024 10:30:00 AM PDT by
Lazamataz
(joesbucks is back. Let's remedy that! 😁)
To: Lazamataz
3 posted on
07/15/2024 10:31:38 AM PDT by
6ppc
(During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act -George Orwell)
To: All
5 posted on
07/15/2024 10:35:27 AM PDT by
Kid Shelleen
(Beat your plowshares into swords. Let the weak say I am strong)
To: Lazamataz
I’m like ‘what’?! sitting here reading this...
and then, well, hopefully this is the Son of Babylon Bee.
6 posted on
07/15/2024 10:35:44 AM PDT by
Beowulf9
To: Lazamataz
This could present a real conundrum for the MSM, because they would first have to acknowledge that Trump actually was the target of gunshots.
(Nice post, Laz. Prayers that you are picked for VP!)
7 posted on
07/15/2024 10:35:50 AM PDT by
NEMDF
To: Lazamataz
“Illegal use of an assault weapon”
9 posted on
07/15/2024 10:36:58 AM PDT by
Zathras
To: Lazamataz
11 posted on
07/15/2024 10:38:03 AM PDT by
workerbee
(==)
To: Lazamataz
Fine him for the cost of the bullet, too.
-PJ
14 posted on
07/15/2024 10:38:58 AM PDT by
Political Junkie Too
( * LAAP = Left-wing Activist Agitprop Press (formerly known as the MSM))
To: Lazamataz
Trump didn't dodge anything!
It was Divine intervention, God is good!
18 posted on
07/15/2024 10:42:08 AM PDT by
PROCON
(Sic Semper Tyrannis)
To: Lazamataz
21 posted on
07/15/2024 10:47:21 AM PDT by
Churchillspirit
(Pray for President Trump)
To: Lazamataz
Way to Go Laz.
Put these idiots in the proper place.
Lies, Propaganda, election fraud, election interference,
Corruption, Atheist Freaks.
22 posted on
07/15/2024 10:49:22 AM PDT by
Texas Fossil
(Texas is not about where you were born, but a Free State of Heart, Mind and Attitude.)
To: Lazamataz
Dodging an assassination attempt is only a misdemeanor, but combined with the resultant election interference by remaining alive, it elevates to a felony.
Also each round dodged is a separate felony charge.
25 posted on
07/15/2024 10:55:04 AM PDT by
Dr.Deth
To: Lazamataz
26 posted on
07/15/2024 11:01:14 AM PDT by
Reno89519
(Assassination Attempts Won't Stop Trump.)
To: Lazamataz
You got a job with The Babylon Bee?
28 posted on
07/15/2024 11:03:13 AM PDT by
metmom
(He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon.” Amen. Come, Lord Jesus…)
To: Lazamataz
Dang! I was thinking “the Bee is on a roll” ...
But this is home-grown talent!
30 posted on
07/15/2024 11:04:39 AM PDT by
NorthMountain
(... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
To: Lazamataz
Laz, the Bee will be calling you any minute to give you a job.
32 posted on
07/15/2024 11:08:34 AM PDT by
Bullish
(...And just like that, I was dropped from the ping-list)
To: Lazamataz
34 posted on
07/15/2024 11:10:31 AM PDT by
fella
("As it was before Noah so shall it be again," )
To: Lazamataz
You forgot to add that the person who brought the lawsuit against Trump was the guy who owned the building where the shooter was on the roof!
40 posted on
07/15/2024 2:47:10 PM PDT by
The Fop
(God Bless Donald Trump, Frank Sinatra, Joan Rivers, and the Fightin' Rat Pack Wing of the GOP)
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