[Uber-Eng]

The car with a temporary skateboard wouldn’t last 100 feet in Michigan.

I joke with my coworkers when I’m late for work that I would have been on time had I found the exit ramp from one of the potholes a little faster!

[Steven W.]

[Pete from Shawnee Mission]

U.E. "The car with a temporary skateboard wouldn’t last 100 feet in Michigan."

Or like Illinois, at least the Illinois I remember! Say what you want about Sewer Socialism, you could tell exactly when you drove across the Illinois Wisconsin border because the roads became smooth and quiet!