[LonePalm]

My cell phone rang earlier. The person, coughed, sneezed, and sniffled. I hate these cold calls.

Before my last visit to the doctor he had me get blood work done. After scanning the results he said, "You are completely out of magnesium." I replied, "0mg, really?"

These days Lance is an uncommon name. In Medieval times you saw Lance a lot.

I heard Biden is on the Dolly Parton diet in preparation for transgender surgery. Soon he'll be, "Joe Lean, Joe Lean, Joe Lean, Joe LEAN."

SpyNavy

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[grey_whiskers]

You are SO in trouble for that magnesium and the Lance.

[gymbeau]

I can’t stand Russian dolls. They’re so full of themselves.

Did you hear about the glass blower who accidentally inhaled? He got stomach pane.

Then there was the guy who swallowed a uranium pill. He got atomic ache.

Did you hear about Mike Lindell’s new corduroy pillowcases? They’re really making headlines.