[Unrepentant VN Vet]

I had my annual medical a couple of days ago. Found out I’m addicted to brake fluid. It’s okay, though, because I can stop any time.

See what you've gone and started now?

Ain't punny, y'know.

[gymbeau]

“See what you’ve gone and started now?”

Speaking of which, did you hear about the jumper cables that went into a bar? The bartender said he’d serve them, but admonished them not to start anything.

[LonePalm]

My cell phone rang earlier. The person, coughed, sneezed, and sniffled. I hate these cold calls.

Before my last visit to the doctor he had me get blood work done. After scanning the results he said, "You are completely out of magnesium." I replied, "0mg, really?"

These days Lance is an uncommon name. In Medieval times you saw Lance a lot.

I heard Biden is on the Dolly Parton diet in preparation for transgender surgery. Soon he'll be, "Joe Lean, Joe Lean, Joe Lean, Joe LEAN."

SpyNavy

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)