I am so glad you brought this to our attention. Can you pick me up and take me with you to the funeral? It’s too far for me to drive. We can catch up on what his life meant to us on the way. I’m not sure my suit is back from the cleaners, can you bring an extra suit for me to borrow? Thanks so much. And flowers, don’t forget to buy flowers to take to the funeral. Are you one of the pallbearers? I can’t because of my back. You understand. Also bring some snacks for me to munch on because I have have a sweet tooth. I prefer Cheetos and M&Ms but Oreos work too. And beer, don’t forget to bring beer to drink on the way. I’m so excited I can’t wait for you to show up. I’m so looking for it.
Bob, I’d come get you to go to a random funeral, you sound like you’d be a hoot.
One problem, .. well, several. I don’t drink so the beer is a no go. Also, I haven’t owned a suit in years so you’ll have to wear your khakis and Hawaiian shirt. ALSO, I don’t do sweets or junk food, my diet doesn’t allow. Lastly, I’m almost allergic to flowers so that won’t work either. Other than those, let’s go!