The reason older people can’t open those stupid produce bags is because they have less moisture in their fingertips than young people do. Older fingers just slide acros
Geezer tip: If you’re in a produce section where they mist the produce, wave your hand through the spray. If the spray is infrequent, you can often find some moisture on the produce itself. Asparagus is often set in a shallow pan of water - another good source.
... or stick with stalking. Haha.
We have to be increasingly resourceful as we age.
SpyNavy
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)