Posted on 06/28/2024 7:30:44 AM PDT by fwdude
ATLANTA, GA — Campaign staffers were sent into a frenzy ahead of tonight's presidential debate as they realized President Joe Biden attempted to cheat on a drug test by submitting a sample from his son Hunter instead.
Though initially resistant to complying with drug testing before the debate, reports indicated Biden agreed to do so at the last minute while passing off Hunter's urine sample as his own in a deceptive effort to pass.
"This isn't going to turn out well," said one flustered Biden campaign insider.
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LMAO! That’s one of the best the Bee has ever done.
Would you be shocked if this turned out to have actually happened?
I wouldn’t.
I figured he borrowed some of Hunter’s drugs last night - exactly where they were stashed in the White House.
His Marty Feldman eyes were creepy as......
I suspect they propped open Joe’s eyes w/ Crazy Glue....../s.
I hear you. That’s why I actually laughed out loud....it could be true. Lol
Bee is having a field day with the debate.
Fun, isn’t it....
The giveaway was that it burned a hole in the bottom of the cup.
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