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Oh No: President Biden Attempts To Cheat Drug Test By Submitting Hunter's Sample Instead
The Babylon Bee ^ | June 27, 2024 | BabylonBee.com

Posted on 06/28/2024 7:30:44 AM PDT by fwdude

ATLANTA, GA — Campaign staffers were sent into a frenzy ahead of tonight's presidential debate as they realized President Joe Biden attempted to cheat on a drug test by submitting a sample from his son Hunter instead.

Though initially resistant to complying with drug testing before the debate, reports indicated Biden agreed to do so at the last minute while passing off Hunter's urine sample as his own in a deceptive effort to pass.

"This isn't going to turn out well," said one flustered Biden campaign insider.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Humor
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I just can't.... :)
1 posted on 06/28/2024 7:30:44 AM PDT by fwdude
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To: fwdude

LMAO! That’s one of the best the Bee has ever done.


2 posted on 06/28/2024 7:33:07 AM PDT by laplata (They want each crisis to take the greatest toll possible.)
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To: laplata

Would you be shocked if this turned out to have actually happened?

I wouldn’t.


3 posted on 06/28/2024 7:35:05 AM PDT by fwdude ( )
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To: fwdude

I figured he borrowed some of Hunter’s drugs last night - exactly where they were stashed in the White House.


4 posted on 06/28/2024 7:38:45 AM PDT by Bon of Babble (You Say You Want a Revolution?)
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To: Bon of Babble

His Marty Feldman eyes were creepy as......


5 posted on 06/28/2024 7:39:49 AM PDT by Loud Mime (Liberalism is a Socialist Disease. )
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To: Loud Mime

I suspect they propped open Joe’s eyes w/ Crazy Glue....../s.


6 posted on 06/28/2024 7:47:27 AM PDT by Liz (This then is how we should pray: Our Father who art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name . )
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To: fwdude

I hear you. That’s why I actually laughed out loud....it could be true. Lol


7 posted on 06/28/2024 7:54:41 AM PDT by laplata (They want each crisis to take the greatest toll possible.)
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To: laplata

Bee is having a field day with the debate.


8 posted on 06/28/2024 8:01:29 AM PDT by pas
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To: pas

Fun, isn’t it....


9 posted on 06/28/2024 8:19:55 AM PDT by laplata (They want each crisis to take the greatest toll possible.)
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To: fwdude

The giveaway was that it burned a hole in the bottom of the cup.


10 posted on 06/28/2024 8:44:25 AM PDT by Apparatchik (Русские свиньи, идите домой!)
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