Posted on 06/28/2024 6:55:14 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
ATLANTA — President Biden impressed millions of viewers during tonight's presidential debate by inventing a brand new language live on TV.
"We find idea where fadffkvk damavdvdv," Biden said, demonstrating his brand new language.
The new language appears to be a mix of English words, repurposed with new definitions, along with other words that are nearly impossible to pronounce.
"Dvafd remfamf mfahahm," Biden continued. "Malarkey! The idea fvfvfv!"
The debate moderators appeared to struggle with Biden's fantastic and efficient new language at first but stopped worrying when they realized it wouldn't change what they thought of the president's debate performance.
According to Nielsen Ratings, the broadcast experienced a striking uptick in viewership from the elusive linguist demographic.
"I don't know what it means," said Dr. Samuel Norris, a Harvard PhD. "But I'm excited."
At publishing time, the debate entered its second hour. For undisclosed reasons, a coroner is standing by.
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He impressed at least a thousand trillion viewers.
He was really trying to say “covfefe”.
Cheap fakes. KJP.
Hearings. Investigations. Criminal charges. Massive coverup about to be exposed. Low level staffers forced to make Presidential decisions. Sign Biden’s name. Make phone calls on behalf of Joe. Jill demanding Drs give him dangerous drugs.
Goes to show you how loyal the turd rolling RATS are. You get a cold and all your “Friends” want to toss your ass out in the street. The Dempanic has set in. The RATS are all wearing masks this morning.
Thanks Bee.
I think biden missed his morning covfefe...
Darn you!
“The idea….”
Biden said this countless times last night to set up straw man after straw man. It was his go-to phrase.
Pathetic and yet worthy of derision.
He was speaking retardish. What’s the problem
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