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Star Trek Ha-Ha of the day…
June 27, 2024, 3:35 pm CST | Patriot777

Posted on 06/27/2024 1:38:52 PM PDT by Patriot777

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To: PGR88

This one deserves the Picard Double Face Palm!


21 posted on 06/27/2024 3:18:33 PM PDT by mewzilla (Never give up; never surrender!)
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To: Patriot777

You’re no Jack Benny. This thread is a waste of bytes.


22 posted on 06/27/2024 3:32:53 PM PDT by lefty-lie-spy (Stay Metal)
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To: Patriot777

23 posted on 06/27/2024 3:33:53 PM PDT by Charles Martel (Progressives are the crab grass in the lawn of life.)
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To: Patriot777

Little early to be drinking, watching Star Trek and posting ‘jokes’...

(not getting it here, either)


24 posted on 06/27/2024 3:34:20 PM PDT by logi_cal869 (-cynicus the "concern troll" a/o 10/03/2018 /!i!! &@$%&*(@ -)
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To: Patriot777

That’s a warped joke.


25 posted on 06/27/2024 3:43:12 PM PDT by Fledermaus (We Are Now In A Civil War!)
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To: Patriot777

Captain Picard always referred to his First Officer, Will Riker, as “Number One.” I was always hoping for the following outtake: “You have the bridge, Number One. I have to do number two!”


26 posted on 06/27/2024 4:22:47 PM PDT by FlatulusMaximus
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To: Patriot777; Lazamataz; ifinnegan; Vendome; HYPOCRACY; Jumper; Retrofitted; JPG; PGR88; ...
This one's an oldie.

Someone asked about the home worlds of the aliens. So, it was explained:

Vulcans come from the planet Vulcan.
Romulans come from the planet Romulus.
And you will find Klingons on Uranus.

27 posted on 06/27/2024 4:22:48 PM PDT by Enterprise
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To: Patriot777

Beam me out of this thread!


28 posted on 06/27/2024 4:58:57 PM PDT by Rio
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To: FlatulusMaximus

There was another episode — some sort of nuclear war (?) or radiation leak (?) on a planet. I had wanted someone to ask, “are those radiation burns or do they really look like that?”


29 posted on 06/27/2024 5:03:29 PM PDT by scrabblehack
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To: Patriot777

Captain Kirk - the man with Three Ears.

The Left Ear
The Right Ear
and....
The Final Front Ear


30 posted on 06/27/2024 5:03:31 PM PDT by P.O.E. (Pray for America.)
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To: P.O.E.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Why was STAR TREK so successful?

It had good Genes.

31 posted on 06/27/2024 5:09:41 PM PDT by mewzilla (Never give up; never surrender!)
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To: Enterprise

🤪


32 posted on 06/27/2024 5:10:56 PM PDT by telescope115 (I NEED MY SPACE!!! 🔭)
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To: Enterprise

The GOAT is

What do Captain Kirk and toilet paper have in common?

They both wipe out Klingons around Uranus.


33 posted on 06/27/2024 5:22:49 PM PDT by HYPOCRACY (Brandon's pronouns: Xi/Hur)
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To: Enterprise

Ah shucks. It just popped into mind when I saw that post. I posted elsewhere a few days ago about MAKE IT SO being a libtard term.

I hatedvthat series but still watched it. Sometimes I wished someone who shoot me over the stuff like Whoopie. I hated here in everything except GHOST.


34 posted on 06/27/2024 6:27:26 PM PDT by Jumper
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The most disgusting thing they could ever have done was to put Whoopie in the series. Good grief!


35 posted on 06/27/2024 8:34:37 PM PDT by Enterprise
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To: Patriot777

😁


36 posted on 06/27/2024 8:54:06 PM PDT by NetAddicted (MAGA2024)
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To: Patriot777

Babylon 5 Joke:

Q: How many Vorlons does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Three, one to change the light bulb, and one to confuse the issue.


37 posted on 06/28/2024 4:20:42 AM PDT by GreenLanternCorps (Hi! I'm the Dread Pirate Roberts! (TM) Ask about franchise opportunities in your area.)
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38 posted on 06/28/2024 4:22:04 AM PDT by GreenLanternCorps (Hi! I'm the Dread Pirate Roberts! (TM) Ask about franchise opportunities in your area.)
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39 posted on 06/28/2024 4:27:19 AM PDT by GreenLanternCorps (Hi! I'm the Dread Pirate Roberts! (TM) Ask about franchise opportunities in your area.)
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To: Political Junkie Too

Gilgamesh not caring what Darmok and Jilar do behind closed doors.


40 posted on 06/28/2024 4:30:30 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (FBI out of Florida!)
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