Multi-county crime spree? 3 women accused of stuffing baseball bats worth thousands up their skirts arrested in Asheville

WNCT ^ | 6/25/24 | Ciara Lankford, Savannah Rudicel

[Libloather]

Under a skirt? Suicide squeeze?

[BobL]

“3 women accused of stuffing baseball bats...up their skirts”

Vibrators would likely satisfy them more, but maybe I’m not up with the times.

[Track9]

Stopped by ‘staff’..

[E. Pluribus Unum]

The look like cultural enrichers to me.

[SaveFerris]

(their skirts arrested in Asheville)

How do you handcuff a skirt?

Then again, how do you stuff a wild bikini?

[Track9]

You never know where ebay merch has been.

[lee martell]

The last names look Gypsy or Romanian.
Why Baseball Bats? Is there much resell value? Toothpicks?
Most times, a bat is a bat is a bat.

I refuse to ask exactly how these women managed to waltz out the store holding bats over 1 meter in length.

[SaveFerris]

(and they ship all the product to one central location to be sold,” he said.)

I am the type, who,
is liable to snipe you,
with two seconds left to go.
Woah...

[SaveFerris]

Maybe they’re Importer-Exporters

[crusty old prospector]

I haven’t thought of that movie in a while.

[SaveFerris]

🤣😂

[Gideon7]

How in the world does a single baseball bat cost $300-500?

[kiryandil]

They look Roma to me.

[gloryblaze]

Same color blouses, no make-up... they may have worn long, full Mennonite type skirts with aprons... lots of room.

[leaning conservative]

My mother is in assisted living in Asheville. When I go to visit I stay at a quality inn in Asheville. One evening a huge group of travelers with tons of kids checked in. Absolutely rude to staff, guests, etc. Their kids ran wild throwing their candy & junk food wrappers all around outside. The group has the most tricked out expensive vehicles. I felt so sorry for the cleaning staff.

[ansel12]

Looking at the photo, I bet they really had a plan going when they talked about this.

[linedrive]

Yes, they are. People pay it. Almost 60 and I still play softball - teammates trying to convince me to buy a bat for myself = $200-$300.

I would if I played enough to get 500 AB in a year.

[kiryandil]

Apparently, the regular stock bats go for $40-$90.

“Those bats are actually sold for more on eBay or, you know, these auction sites than they do in our store because they’re hard to get and they’re often exclusive to only very, very few stores,” he said.

[Libloather]

Rawlings Icon - $499.99.

[Governor Dinwiddie]

Constantin, Lonescu, and Antonesco: Gypsies. Romanian gypsies without a single doubt.

I despise that scum. Imagine a culture where the First Commandment is Grift thy neighbor.