7 Ways You Can Catch an STI Without Having Sex

Better2Know ^ | June 11, 2024 | Better2Know

[BipolarBob]

I hope everyone understands I’m not getting uppity when I pass on the trailer park toy sharing program.

[rdcbn1]

wearing a bathing suit on a tractor

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My doctor warned me about that one.

[Billthedrill]

So, according to the article one of the ways you can get an STI without having sex is to have oral sex? Thanks for the input, Mr. Clinton.

[rdcbn1]

remember when HIV became widely known, and all the govt and their minions could do was to point out how we heterosexuals were just as much at risk as the homosexuals?....

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Well, that is actually true if you lead the same lifestyle as the gays that get aids.

If you have anonymous, high risk unprotected sex 3-30 times a night with like minded perves and libertines you are get aids and lot more STDs.

[rdcbn1]

From the bard of our time Frank Zappa:

I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up
And grabbed my meat

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Poetry, sheer poetry from the dental floss tycoon.

[Vaquero]

Obviously they have no toilet seats. The streets are just fine

[MayflowerMadam]

“This is the Hamlet of diseases. Severe pain, nausea, delusions. It’s got everything.”

[rdcbn1]

A full body latex bondage suit provides excellent protection from STDs.... or so they tell me.

[MayflowerMadam]

Do I want to know the deal with contaminated food and STDs?

[kaktuskid]

If the toilet seat is wet, maybe..if you have oozing wounds or cuts on your buttocks. Germs don’t live long on dry non porous surfaces - like a toilet seat.

[NWFree]

I’ve never had any problems with monkey pox jumping into my butt

[Magnum44]

[catnipman]

yeah, actually the majority of infections mentioned are NOT STIs!

[enumerated]

Right - men screwing other men in their poop-holes. What could possibly go wrong?

[fwdude]

I was positive this was going to be a Babylon Bee satire article.

Are we sure it's not?

No, just another attempt to paint normals as just as prone to pervert diseases as perverts themselves.

[fwdude]

[South Dakota]

Poetry, sheer poetry from the dental floss tycoon.???
??
Who moved to Montana

[rdcbn1]

Poetry, sheer poetry from the dental floss tycoon.???
??
Who moved to Montana

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Well, Maybe Montana is nicer that South Dakota :-)

[Scrambler Bob]

What kind of farm were you around?
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The kind where the mules were replaced by tractors.

[South Dakota]

Don’t count on cell phone service in Montana