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1 posted on 06/20/2024 4:17:57 PM PDT by simpson96
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To: simpson96

Sounds like she got some bad info.


2 posted on 06/20/2024 4:19:45 PM PDT by ansel12 ((NATO warrior under Reagan, and RA under Nixon, bemoaning the pro-Russians from Vietnam to Ukraine.))
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To: simpson96

Reminds me of those Dirty Harry movies where the bad guy calls the police ahead of time so “it won’t be illegal”.


3 posted on 06/20/2024 4:20:33 PM PDT by 21twelve (Ever Vigilant. Never Fearful.)
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To: simpson96

How do people GET to be this stupid?!


4 posted on 06/20/2024 4:23:26 PM PDT by Beowulf9
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To: simpson96

Florida woman giving Florida man a run for his money.


5 posted on 06/20/2024 4:25:53 PM PDT by xp38
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This reminds me to notify the police when I rob a bank because I want to do it legal like.


6 posted on 06/20/2024 4:36:45 PM PDT by BipolarBob (I was drowning in self pity until I bathed in the refreshing Lake of Respect.)
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To: simpson96

Crackhead maybe. For certain she’ll get three square a day.


9 posted on 06/20/2024 4:51:34 PM PDT by LastDayz (A blunt and brazen Texan. I will not be assimilated.)
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To: simpson96

Definitely Darwin Award material....


11 posted on 06/20/2024 5:00:36 PM PDT by FlatulusMaximus
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To: simpson96

So it worked!!!

She didn’t get charged with car theft, only trespassing.

I wonder if she won the game?


12 posted on 06/20/2024 5:02:47 PM PDT by DannyTN
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To: simpson96

https://www.unilad.com/news/florida-woman-dumbest-criminal-calls-cops-on-herself-598963-20240619

Apparently she was participating in ‘a game of Black Ops to steal a car’ and hoped that revealing her plans to police before she acted on them would make stealing the car legal.


15 posted on 06/20/2024 5:42:59 PM PDT by PeterPrinciple (Thinking Caps are no longer being issued but there must be a warehouse full of them somewhere.)
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To: simpson96

Corolla?
She seems to be stealing the cheapest car on the lot?


16 posted on 06/20/2024 5:58:20 PM PDT by AZJeep
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Actually, she looks just like an old neighbor of mine that was a thorn in my side for 10 years. So glad when we moved from that house. Only saw her once after that. In a store. I could feel her walk past me, turned and looked, and it was her. I walked out of the store as fast as I could. She worked there, but I could leave. Good thing. She was demon-possessed.


18 posted on 06/20/2024 7:29:48 PM PDT by FamiliarFace (I got my own way of livin' But everything gets done With a southern accent Where I come from. TPetty)
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I never knew if you call 911 before you carjack a car, you are legal! I have to do that next time (first time) I’ll carjack an automobile. 🤓


21 posted on 06/21/2024 4:25:54 AM PDT by Deplorable American1776 (Guns don't kill people, LIBERALS DO!! Support the Second Amendment...)
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