Think you have COVID? Good luck finding a test kit

khon2 ^ | 06/19/2024 | Jenn Boneza

[Ikeon]

A MAGIC 8 BALL is more accurate than any covid test. I’m serious. But insurance won’t take the word of a dice. There’s no pfizer money in it. They want a fair game of chance to determine if you have the mag8c covid..

[Retrofitted]

Here's my latest interaction for a flu when I went to my doctor's office:

Nurse:"What insurance are you using?"
Me: "None. I'm self-pay today."
Nurse:"Okay, so we won't worry about doing a COVID test."

That told me all I needed to know about the tests. lol

[Eli Kopter]

What is the purpose of the Covid Test Kits? So, if you test positive, you go to the Doctor. So if you test negative but still have symptoms, you go to the Doctor. So why do you want to spend the money on the kit if you are going to the Doctor anyway? If it test negative, do you really want to believe it is a good test and blow off the Doctor?

[FamiliarFace]

*** One thing is my appetite was as hardy as ever.***

That’s because the Paxlovid generated a horrible taste about 30 minutes after taking it. I ate constantly trying to get rid of the gawd awful taste. Salty foods especially worked.

[ponygirl]

I suspect I’ve had some form of Covid twice and didn’t test either time. The first one in 21 was a high fever (I’m hypothyroid and never get fevers higher than 100. This one went to 103.) with lung stuff and took the horse paste (“Seriously, y’all.”) and a home brew version of HCQ. Second time in 22 was different, so wasn’t sure if it was flu or Covid, so I started using oscillococcinum. Went through the whole package of that with no improvement, so switched to a prescription IVR I had been hoarding, which knocked it out immediately.

[Tom Tetroxide]

If you ever get the common cold, bronchitis, or pneumonia, then you have COVID.

[Bigg Red]

It was never accurate. The “virus” has never been isolated.

[Vendome]

I have “Dr” friend who will tell you have the symptoms of covid for damn near anything.

I quit listening to him or taking advice couple years ago....

[Cobra64]

Who cares? Most recognize Covid was government instigated fraud to get Biden elected and destroy the economy.

[Delta 21]

The 2 they sent me are expired in my Covid kit. I can see dust on the boxes from here. Ivermectin is expired too. Hmm?

[Salman]

Maybe it's a matter of self identification, like gender. {snicker}

[Rio]

Darn. I recently found an old one. When I saw the headline here, I was thinking “EBay!”