Wild Pigs Kill More People Than Sharks, Shocking New Research Reveals

AgWeb.com ^ | April 16, 2024 | Chris Bennett

[chajin]

“The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.”

[No name given]

Have them take out the mooselimb terrorists and thus send them to hell where they belong.

[waterhill]

Humans are #2
Mosquitoes are #1

[Organic Panic]

We used 308s in North Texas. Those damned pigs would just laugh at .223.

[Billthedrill]

I want hogs with laser beams on their foreheads!

[mabarker1]

Operation Feral Cowboy:

Texas has an abundance of Feral Hogs. They can be donated to the }{AMA$$ terrorscum.

Park a C-5 Galaxy at the end of a taxiway at Fort Hood with the rear ramp down and leave a trail of corn up the ramp with a one way gate and fill the cargo bay up, close the ramp and fly Porky and Friends on over to the Gaza East Side and offload them into a tunnel funnel.

Average Feral Hog are about 200 pounds each.
C-5 Galaxy can transport Maximum Cargo: 281,001 pounds (127,460 Kilograms).
281,001/200=1405 Little Piggies running amok in the terrorscum tunnels

[waterhill]

Already happens here. TX.

[waterhill]

I’ve taken them down with a 22lr. Aim for the base of the ear.

[Cold Heart]

I haven’t heard much more about the project but there is a poison bait station test where the bait station only allows pigs to eat. All other animals, detected by their sounds, are chased off.

[metmom]

That’s good.

[metmom]

That renders the meat useless, then, doesn’t it?

[ifinnegan]

Yeah! Lol.

[jimbug]

Maybe Nancy can make a guest appearance.

[Seruzawa]

Another reason to carry a 44mag.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

In my humble opinion (never to confused with that of anyone who matters) if your pigs are out of their pen they are fair game.

Of course the state had to get involved and wrote a bill so broad that they basically wanted all pigs destroyed.

Pigs are animals that are dangerous and destructive. Although very tasty. And useful for clearing land and getting rid of snakes.

[Eleutheria5]

They’re always accusing us of training wild animals to do stuff, so, okay, let’s oblige them;-)

[Eleutheria5]

As a pig, or as a high official in denial?

[lastchance]

Wild or feral?

[Eleutheria5]

They already use them to guard high-security prisons that house terrorists. Two sets of razor wire topped fences around the perimeter, with feral pigs running free in between.

[minnesota_bound]

We’re going to need a bigger hog pen...