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Satan Asks Democrats To Tone Down All The Evil
The Babylon Bee ^
| May 17, 2024
| The Babylon Bee Staff
Posted on 05/17/2024 3:46:57 PM PDT by packagingguy
There's an election coming up and Satan is a bit worried that Democrats are really going too far and will turn off the voting public.
Satan really appreciates all the work they are doing to kill babies, destroy America, mutilate kids, genocide the Jews, and all sorts of other things he really approves, but they really need to tone down a bit for a few months.
Oh when he said that everyone in the room went into a tizzy.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: democrats; murder; satan; terrorists
This is one of the Bee's better videos because it's so true.
Pretty funny so I hope you enjoy.
To: packagingguy
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posted on
05/17/2024 3:55:26 PM PDT
by
PeterPrinciple
(Thinking Caps are no longer being issued but there must be a warehouse full of them somewhere.)
To: packagingguy
TOTALLY Excellent.
Not at all over the top.
Mainstream.
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posted on
05/17/2024 4:05:56 PM PDT
by
Paladin2
To: packagingguy
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posted on
05/17/2024 4:08:24 PM PDT
by
Fledermaus
(Is it me, or all of a sudden have the buried trolls come out on FR like cicadas? It's all noise.)
To: packagingguy
Satan’s Russian friends should dial it down a skosh, too.
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posted on
05/17/2024 4:19:27 PM PDT
by
MeganC
(Ruzzians aren't people. )
To: packagingguy
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posted on
05/17/2024 4:30:51 PM PDT
by
faithhopecharity
(“Politicians are not born. They're excreted.” Marcus Tillius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
To: packagingguy
Democrats make Satan look good and make ‘hell on earth’ a reality. Long past time to round them all up and herd them into a camp with the migrunts.
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posted on
05/17/2024 4:39:21 PM PDT
by
ABStrauss
(I miss Rush! )
To: packagingguy
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posted on
05/17/2024 4:51:25 PM PDT
by
daniel1212
(Turn 2 the Lord Jesus who saves damned+destitute sinners on His acct, believe, b baptized+follow HIM)
To: packagingguy
LOL
the demoNcrats are even too bold for the devil
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posted on
05/17/2024 5:02:21 PM PDT
by
SisterK
(it's controlled demolition)
To: packagingguy
When Satan is more honest than the leftists, LOL.
To: packagingguy
And in the end, Satan’s taking a lesson from the pro-Palestinian knucklehead on victimhood. Great video!
To: packagingguy
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posted on
05/17/2024 5:44:00 PM PDT
by
MayflowerMadam
(Navarro didn't kill himself.)
To: MeganC
Gotta get in your snide little completely unrelated Zeeper screech, don’t ya.
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posted on
05/17/2024 9:19:29 PM PDT
by
Right Brother
(Pray for God's intervention to stop UMCRevMom's invasion of Free Republic.)
To: packagingguy
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posted on
05/17/2024 9:29:00 PM PDT
by
Bullish
(...And just like that, I was dropped from the ping-list)
To: packagingguy
The one where satan retires is also well done
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posted on
05/18/2024 5:01:03 AM PDT
by
blitz128
To: Right Brother
“Gotta get in your snide little completely unrelated Zeeper screech, don’t ya.”
Pissing you off is the cream in my coffee. Mmmmmmmmmm!
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posted on
05/18/2024 7:27:53 AM PDT
by
MeganC
(Ruzzians aren't people. )
To: packagingguy
Damn! Was halfway through starting a new thread, thinking nobody would have posted it so quickly, but...you did!
Kudos to you! I have to start giving them money. I loved this-
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posted on
06/23/2024 7:34:08 AM PDT
by
rlmorel
(In Today's Democrat America, The $5 Dollar Bill is the New $1 Dollar Bill.)
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