Posted on 05/10/2024 4:37:58 PM PDT by COBOL2Java
3 extra-ugly illegals in cahoots?
Underwear, Underworld, Undercover!
Sounds like a movie. Maybe a cartoon detective or comedian actor. Something between MONK and Dr. Evil in Austin Powers.
Just an old-fashioned panty raid.
TYSONS, Va. — In Tysons Corner, a special unit within the Fairfax County Police Department patrols daily.
“Our officers are out in cars, on bicycles and on foot, stopping shoplifting,” said 2nd Lt. William Arnest.
Arnest supervises the Tysons Urban Team. It’s a unit that launched in 2013. Data shared with WUSA9 shows the unit made 787 arrests in 2022. That’s compared to 377 in 2021 and 406 in 2020. They say the those number were likely smaller because of the pandemic.
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=victoria+underwear+theft&ia=web
Why did you steal from Victories Secret?
Because that is where the panties are...........
Hands off my tidy whities! Oops - TMI.
Wonder if Tysons has an internet team?
The first thing I thought of. :D
“Of new jersey”, “of new york”
OK, where did they really come from?
LOL, perfect.
You beat me to it!
didn’t the government keystone kop krewe steal melania undies in a raid? where are they now?
Real life underwear gnomes!
Stealing underpants Americans won’t steal...
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