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1 posted on 05/07/2024 1:08:17 PM PDT by Red Badger
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To: dfwgator; EEGator; TexasGator; gator; V_TWIN

Gator Ping!.....................


2 posted on 05/07/2024 1:08:50 PM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
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To: Red Badger

This is the new way the IRS will get to your account to take what you owe them.


3 posted on 05/07/2024 1:10:09 PM PDT by George from New England (escaped CT back in 2006)
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That looks like a lot of shoes and handbags. Is harvesting them legal in Florida?


4 posted on 05/07/2024 1:10:57 PM PDT by Vigilanteman (The politicized state destroys aspects of civil society, human kindness and private charity.)
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5 posted on 05/07/2024 1:11:01 PM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
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To: Red Badger

He was looking for his free lollipop at the drive-thru.


8 posted on 05/07/2024 1:13:59 PM PDT by mass55th (“Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway.” ― John Wayne)
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Doubt it could a loan with its credit rating underwater.


10 posted on 05/07/2024 1:23:52 PM PDT by skr (Righteousness exalteth a nation: sin is a reproach to any people. - Proverbs 14:34)
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It is mating season for gators now. Two weeks ago, around 5 am, my rescue puppy needed to go to the bathroom so I went downstairs and opened the screen door to our fenced in yard. In the pitch black darkness, I heard this loud, low and very long growl. I was freaked out as it growled twice more in the darkness. I went back inside and tried to think if I was imagining it. I tried again about a half hour later and my other dog stepped food on the screened in porch, froze and then ran back inside and hid in fear. A very large gator had tried to burrow under the gate to our wood fence, leaving a hole under the gate almost a food deep/wide.

Yeah.... I stop, look and listen now with all the stadium lights around our house on full bright. The amorous gator making the rounds lives in the lake across the street and he is a big ol’ boy.

🐊


11 posted on 05/07/2024 1:25:01 PM PDT by Cowgirl of Justice
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Only in Florida.


15 posted on 05/07/2024 1:29:38 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (Pets are no substitute for children)
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He looks confident,..he knows what he’s doing.


20 posted on 05/07/2024 2:17:11 PM PDT by Lockbar (Even when you think you finally have enough ammo, you still really don't have enough. )
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Immediate deportation to the Texas/Mexican border
for wandering alligators! Do it now.
21 posted on 05/07/2024 2:28:29 PM PDT by StormEye
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Alligator goes to bank looking for a loan shark.


25 posted on 05/07/2024 2:47:01 PM PDT by bunkerhill7 (Don't shoot until you see the whites of their lies)
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She just wants to return the ABM card she found on that tourist she ate. Ain’t there a ree-ward fer that?


26 posted on 05/07/2024 2:55:22 PM PDT by Kriggerel ("All great truths are hard and bitter, but lies... are sweeter than wild honey" (Ragnar Redbeard))
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A $5 bonus to the bank employee who persuades the Gator to open an account!


27 posted on 05/07/2024 2:58:18 PM PDT by faithhopecharity (“Politicians are not born. They're excreted.” Marcus Tillius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
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“I’m an alligator
I’m a mama-papa comin’ for you
I’m the space invader
I’ll be a rock ‘n’ rollin’ bitch for you
Keep your mouth shut
you’re squawking like a pink monkey bird
And I’m bustin’ up my brains for the words”


30 posted on 05/07/2024 4:36:13 PM PDT by HandyDandy (Borders, language and culture. Michael Savage)
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That guy looks like he’d be just right for duty at the Rio Grande...


39 posted on 05/08/2024 3:59:22 AM PDT by mewzilla (Never give up; never surrender!)
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