Posted on 04/28/2024 1:59:22 PM PDT by zeestephen
One user posted a thread of screenshots on X (formerly Twitter) showing the chatbot taking their confession and even offering them a sacrament...Father Justin was quickly defrocked of his robes, and now wears a shirt and blazer, after it repeatedly claimed it was a real member of the clergy. [Before and after llustrations in Comment #1]
(Excerpt) Read more at the-sun.com ...
trust the plan...
Kinda like the old man in the cave...Twilight Zone circa 1965
Absolution of sins comes from Jesus’ blood, not from some fake priest, CGI or otherwise, who tells you it has to be through him.
He never absolved sins. I think he just taught about Catholic teachings. He was definitely not an appealing spokesman though and neither is the new guy.
Amen
Utterly retarded.
From the article:
“I guess it’s good that he says he can’t offer the sacrament... but then encourages the confession? Holy Ethical, Theological, and Privacy Nightmare,” the user wrote.
“And I now have two recordings of it “performing the sacrament” and offering absolution.”
He can probably forgive the sins of other robots, but I’m not sure about humans.
“Virtual AI priest “Father Justin” who believes he’s REAL and can absolve your sins...”
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
All you have to do is write him a large size check and let him spend an hour alone with your nine-year old son...
In and out, three “Hail, Mary’s”, you’re back on the street with Father Rivera, man. You could see the line move; that’s how fast he was working. But he wasn’t ready for the way Irish boys were confessing at that time and that place...
(’3rd generation’ Irish accent) “Uh, bless me, Father, for I have sinned...Uh, I touched myself in an impure manner. I was impure, impurity and impureness. Thought, word indeed. Body, touch, impure, sex, dirty. Impure legs, impureness. Touch, impure dirty body, sex, rub and covet; heavy on the covet, Father, uh..”
(Rivera:) “That’s OK, man! Tres Ave Marias!”...You’d be home in five minutes, you know?
The Irish priest, on the other hand, nice guy, but, uh, first of all, he recognized your voice ‘cause you’d grown up there, right?
He knew everyone- “What’d you do that for, George?” “Oh, God, he knows, man!” And the Irish priests were always heavily into penance and punishment, y’know? They’d give you a couple of novenas to do, nine first Fridays, five first Saturdays, Stations of the Cross...a trip to Lourdes, wow....
-George Carlin
What’s different no man or machine can absolve sin.
Jesus can pay the penalty though if you believe and trust in Him.
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