The Alien Whiteness of Scarlett Johansson

Springer ^ | December 4, 2019 | Sean Redmond

[MeanWestTexan]

They’re either trying to hide what they are saying or have nothing to say.

And hide both in gobelygook.

A article they says “I am jealous of ScarJo because she is so hot and good at her job, so I’ll claim she’s a movie star because she’s white because picking on white is always a safe bet” doesn’t quite fill the page.

[Steely Tom]

They have no idea what they’re trying to say.

I think it's something like "I'm not smart enough to handle the hard sciences, so I'll write things that look as impenetrable to me as the papers in Physical Review or Science."

[Nervous Tick]

>> They have no idea what they’re trying to say.

The “Whiteness Is BAD” theme made it through loud and clear... give credit where credit is due!

Just the 2c of a rage-normative ultramaga rural Christian Nationalist of pallor.

[Paladin2]

Perry is apparently only 5 years older.

[sit-rep]

When it comes to the Home, Social Gatherings, Politics, or her job in Acting, Scarlette Johansson has Great T*ts!!

[No name given]

Or Cher for that matter.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Because Swift, what ever else you may think of her, has more talent and is loaded with star quality.

Katy Perry is cute and has a decent voice.

So does Swift. But Swift shines when she is on stage.

It is sort of like Jayne Mansfield and Marilyn Monroe. Both of them beautiful blonds. Both of them with talent. Both died tragically. But Marilyn is the one remembered because she had star quality.

It is not something you can teach. It comes from within.

[Jyotishi]

“They string together a lot of long, smart sounding words and have no idea what they mean.”

The individuals engage in the concatenation of copious polysyllabic lexemes, presenting an illusion of erudition, albeit lacking substantive comprehension thereof.

[MeanWestTexan]

The Tribe does have its share of attractive people.

Eva Green
Lilly Collins
Mila Kunis
Isla Fischer
Rachel Weisz

[dfwgator]

I was thinking the same thing a couple of minutes ago. They string together a lot of long, smart sounding words and have no idea what they mean.

[jjotto]

Nobody beats Lauren Bacall, if only for her sultry voice.

[Angelino97]

I don’t know about the rest, but Scarlett is half Danish, Eva Green is half Swedish.

[Blennos]

Don’t forget Gal Gadot.

[notdownwidems]

WTF??? I feel dumber having read these few paragraphs

[notdownwidems]

Oh, they know what they are trying to say: white people suck

[Dahoser]

It's always the right time for an In Living Color reference. It was brilliant comedy that hilariously skewered everyone.

[dfwgator]

Could never be made today.

[MeanWestTexan]

All that matters is mom. There is no such thing as half Jewish. You are either born of a Jewish mother or convert.

Gal Gadot also comes to mind.

[BitWielder1]

They must be payed by the word.
I believe neither fans or foes of Scarlett are thinking anywhere near these lines.
Does peer reviews include a checkbox for Utter Rubbish?
If not, they should add one.

[Robert DeLong]

The question is, why are either of them popular?