Way to go, Grandpa Joe! Biden's cannibal story has made Papua New Guinea academics MAD

Twitchy.com ^ | 4/19/2024 | Amy Curtis

[NetAddicted]

Funny tweets.

[dfwgator]

This can be a daily feature: What Country Will Biden Piss Off Today?

[lightman]

Funny hummy!

[Flash Bazbeaux]

Great Googa Mooga let me outta here.

[Mark17]

This can be a daily feature: What Country Will Biden Piss Off Today?

Maybe all of them, before he’s done.

[HIDEK6]

biden tells a lie about cannibals and people who are real cannibals know he’s lying.

[Beowulf9]

I really didn’t hear the story, I’ve seen the mention of it, but why on earth was he even telling that story?

[ProtectOurFreedom]

[clearcarbon]

"They wouldn't just eat any white men that fell from the sky"

Papua New Guinea wouldn't just eat any white men that fell from the sky with good taste,

Papua New Guinea would just eat any white men that fell from the sky that tastes good.

[dfwgator]

They prefer dark meat.

[TigersEye]

Joetato Biteme, alienating the world one country at a time.

[PGR88]

Just shut-up, Papua New Guinea, or the CIA will give you a color revolution.

[21twelve]

I was in Irian Jaya (the west half of the island of New Guinea) for a few months. Worked with locals that were a half-step from their naked ancestors. (They HATED wearing shoes or boots but were made to on site.) Off the site they would go barefoot in the rain, cold, rocks, etc.

Anyway - they had a nickname for us white people. Translated it meant “long pig”. Not meant as a slur I don’t think - more as a joke. At least they laughed, and said “We don’t eat people anymore! Well, most of us don’t.”

[woodpusher]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cv8EfIKPBXM

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Rita Panahi
Sky News

“I made it clear to Israelis, don’t move on Haifa,” President Biden said.

Also, cannibals and more.

[Charles Martel]

Seems like Gary Larson forecast the Uncle Bosey story pretty well.

[Ancesthntr]

‘They wouldn’t just eat any white men that fell from the sky’
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No, first you marinate them, then you boil them in the big pot and THEN you eat them. Cannibals have standards, you know!

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

Dinner is LONG PIG. Even Cornel Wilde managed to outrun them in THE NAKED PREY.

[scrabblehack]

Is there any idea on how the story got back to Joe? Did the Papua New Guineans eat only the pilot and let the navigator go?

[nesnah]

I can picture it now. POTUS Taterhead meeting with the leader of Uganda.

“Hey, you know, my uncle was eaten by people that looked like you. No joke!”

[TexasFreeper2009]

Dementia seems to run in his family. His uncle apparently got lost the same way Pedo Joe does everytime he tries to make it to the kitchen for jello time.