Really? What the hell, you've been a member here for 25 years now. How long are you going to make us wait till your full disclosure, if it actually happened?
Judging by your ahem, "sincerity", I'm surprised you're not locked up in some black ops prison somewhere......
Come on bro, spill the beans, we won't tell anyone..really.
LOL; good one! You never know when check out time is so tell it or STFU.