Posted on 04/12/2024 10:27:12 AM PDT by DallasBiff
The 'Automated Treat Machine' at the South Broad Street store dispenses free treats when pups step on a motion-detecting pad.
With innovations like "pup cups" at coffee shops and dog-friendly menus at restaurants, pets are becoming more and more integrated into daily human life. Now, dogs in Philly can even participate in the ever-thrilling activity of withdrawing from an ATM.
TD Bank's South Philly location, at 2201 S. Broad St., has debuted a dog ATM — which stands for Automated Treat Machine because it dispenses free biscuits to furry friends.
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And why aren't cats, alligators, and bears included?
Before someone might get mad at me, my comments are tongue in cheek.
When women had babies, and had to go to the teller at the bank with young children in tow, little kids like me got lollipops. This switchover is a sign of decadence.
16 years ago, in the age before Barack Obama(BO), bank branches usually had tootsie rolls or some other candy when someone made a transaction by the teller.
With bank branches closing, I surmise that in 10 years, an 18 year old asked what a bank teller is, will say 'what?".
‘With bank branches closing, I surmise that in 10 years, an 18 year old asked what a bank teller is, will say ‘what?”.”
There will probably only be AI virtual reality “tellers”. I’m thinking of Back to the Future II with the fast food customer service module that mimics Michael Jackson here. Only, in 10 years it will probably be Mooshelle Obama or Kamala.
What’s so unusual? The brandon crime gang is full of dogs.
“The AI will look up your profile, and either give you someone you find innocuous or amusing (young Elvis, Tom Brady, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Elon Musk, Kevin Bacon), or let you pick your own, and sell your pick to data miners building up your profile.”
Or.... by then, all of us that might pick someone “unacceptable”... will have already been weeded out and summarily dealt with (removed from society).
If we don’t take this country back, that is... no doubt... our fate. History pretty much affirms that. Commies never change their tactics... or their lies/BS. It’s as old as evil itself and a constant in the universe.
Street people will have this cleaned out in no time. They’ll be reselling the treats on a corner for drug money.
Ping!
Way down past South Philly High School, near the old Methodist Hospital.
If they are registered Demonrat, in Philly, dogs can vote, early and often.
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