We had a company Christmas Dinner at a local restaurant that had a dock.
There was a big sailboat docked at the end and we could see it thru a big picture window.
The boat was covered in seagulls for some reason.
Then we saw the chef go running down the dock waving his arms and yelling. It was his new boat.
Everybody was transfixed by the sight until I said, “I hope nobody ordered the chicken.” and everyone laughed!................
LOL