What brings you in today?
Nothing too serious. But I've always had a sore knee. Old hockey injury, you know.
Oh, yeah. Sore knee. Hmm. Okay. Uh, interesting. Oh, We're going to euthanize you free of charge.
For a sore knee?
Sure. Yeah. Clears the pain right up.
And this actually cures your patients?
Haven't gotten any complaints...
Let's get to work on a details of your treatment plan here. Do you want, like, a cremation or are you looking for more of a traditional burial?
Or when you do one of those cool Viking funeral pyres. Surprisingly popular. No, I just, I want some painkillers.
Nothing kills pain like 800 milligrams of cyanide. Believe you me. Powerful stuff.
Well, if you're currently happy with your treatment plan, I can get the nurse to work up some outpatient paperwork, and we'll get you on your way.
You know, to die? No. This place is crazy. I’m out of here.
Hey, hey, hey. Sir, please. Oh, there's one thing I didn't mention. This treatment mandatory.
I want to live. Sorry!
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