[nickcarraway]

Why must I feel like that? Ah, why must I chase the cat?

[fwdude]

Gee, let me guess. They were chihuahuas.

[Ezekiel]

“It’s them. It’s always them.”

[FLNittany]

Don’t look like Golden Retrievers.

[Reno89519]

Who’s dogs? Imagine them roaming your neighbor on the attack. A reminder to carry even when just taking the trash out.

[gnarledmaw]

“Its not bad dogs, its bad owners”...

...so make sure you shoot them first.

[FirstFlaBn]

Semi-literate reporter; not ‘pouring’ but ‘poring.’ Nobody poured anything.

I eagerly anticipate the day when AI replaces fake news writers.

[vaskypilot]

The cat needs to stay inside!

[mikey_hates_everything]

"two grey dogs tearing off the car’s front tire"

So now it's racist to ID pitties?

[al baby]

should i look ?

[algore]

If the cat had just climbed a tree,
all of this could have been avoided.

[higgmeister]

That's odd.   I saw this on YouTube but never thought it was anything to put on the forum.

[Norski]

Yes, pitbulls.

[Fresh Wind]

The dogs were greys, so they must be extraterrestrials. They come to earth to harvest cats, a delicacy on their world.

[JimRed]

Breed?