Apparently Satan rewards his faithful servants with added years well beyond the norm (Pelosi, Soros, McConnell, etc.) but they'll all spend eternity in Hell just the same. Unfortunately we the people have to deal with the repercussions of their vileness long after they pass beyond this mortal plane.
They should be forced to test the tensile strength of hemp products that aren't sold in head shops. Televised with proper parental warnings.