[Tell It Right]

If more trees need to be planted near blacks to prove we're not racist, and we should be getting rid of trees because The Science ^TM now says that trees are bad for the environment... you might be a Democrat.

[Tench_Coxe]

You you know what is funny about that, Reagan in 1981 said "Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do".

Watch the mental wheels seize up, followed by a stream of gibberish, when you point that out to a Lefty.

[MikelTackNailer]

Trees are inherently racist/biased toward self-interest. The "Rush" song about them explains it well:

The Trees

There is unrest in the forest
There is trouble with the trees
For the maples want more sunlight
And the oaks ignore their pleas

The trouble with the maples
And they're quite convinced they're right
They say the oaks are just too lofty
And they grab up all the light

But the oaks can't help their feelings
If they like the way they're made
And they wonder why the maples
Can't be happy in their shade

There is trouble in the forest
And the creatures all have fled
As the maples scream "Oppression"
And the oaks just shake their heads

So the maples formed a union
And demanded equal rights
"The oaks are just too greedy
We will make them give us light"

Now there's no more oak oppression
For they passed a noble law
And the trees are all kept equal
By hatchet, axe, and saw.

Written by: Geddy Lee Weinrib, Neil Ellwood Peart, Alexandar Zivojinovich

Album: Hemispheres Released: 1978