You know what might work. A documentary on the making of “Spaceman.” It could actually turn out to be a comedy. Like when Sandler finds out his co-star aboard the space ship will be a large talking spider who will act as his shrink. Sandler then meets the script writer and tries to strangle him. Then we see a bloopers sequence of Sandler trying (and failing) to keep from bursting out laughing when trying to talk on the 90s style clunky cell phone. Finally as the Sandler and the large spider are floating around in the space cloud, Sandler gets so frustrated from hearing the blabbermouth spider talking on and on and on that he pulls out a can of Raid to spray on the spider.
Yes, I think I can write a Hollywood script better than anything they put out.