[lefty-lie-spy]

あらまぁ、そうですか？えぇっと、これさぁ、なんかさ、英国の番組ですけれども、日本製の番組を報告したらもとええじゃんかい。

[Captainpaintball]

Lemme guess. Duh ninjas really be duh black man, not no Chinese muthaf—kas.

[Eleutheria5]

Google Translate gave me this:

“Oh my, is that so? Well, this is a British program, but wouldn’t it be okay to report a Japanese program?”

My hiragana is very rusty, and I never learned much kanji, so I have to resort to google translate. Waruku desu nee.