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...Surprise!!!


1 posted on 03/12/2024 3:01:41 PM PDT by simpson96
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To: simpson96

Nope.


2 posted on 03/12/2024 3:02:00 PM PDT by Jonty30 (I may not know as much american history and law as I like, but I know more than most liberals.)
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To: simpson96

I’m shocked. Shocked, I tell you.


3 posted on 03/12/2024 3:06:02 PM PDT by Noumenon (You're not voting your way out of this. KTF)
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“Endless welfare and coddling” has taught them well.


4 posted on 03/12/2024 3:08:22 PM PDT by Fireone (Who killed Obama's chef?)
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To: simpson96

Boo Boo already knew.


5 posted on 03/12/2024 3:09:19 PM PDT by Wilderness Conservative (Nature is the ultimate conservative)
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“ Surprise!!!”
********************

Totally unexpected! I’m stunned.


6 posted on 03/12/2024 3:10:31 PM PDT by House Atreides (I’m now ULTRA-MAGA. -PRO-MAX)
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Endless shrimp!!! Just load it in the U-Haul I parked conveniently next to the door.


7 posted on 03/12/2024 3:12:09 PM PDT by Telepathic Intruder
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dont be greedy

just fill your oversized purse on the downlow


8 posted on 03/12/2024 3:14:25 PM PDT by joshua c
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To: simpson96; Rennes Templar
She began smashing plates and became verbally aggressive after they told her that their policy does not really promise “endless shrimp” that customers could take home.

Talk about shellfish..

9 posted on 03/12/2024 3:15:09 PM PDT by Ezekiel (🆘️ "Come fly with US". 🔴 Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with MARS ♂️, aka every man)
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“Endless shrimp” = just cut the tails off.


10 posted on 03/12/2024 3:15:14 PM PDT by Chewbarkah
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"Yep, I knows dat woman. She put my first restaurant outta bidness. Had to deeclar bankruptcy."


11 posted on 03/12/2024 3:15:52 PM PDT by moovova ("The NEXT election is the most important election of our lifetimes!“ LOL...)
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Did the ‘suspect’ also write this article?
Look at the last sentence shown here:

“..but they learned from employees there that there was a couple people inside.”


12 posted on 03/12/2024 3:19:16 PM PDT by lee martell
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Them again. Who’d a thunk it?


13 posted on 03/12/2024 3:19:32 PM PDT by KevinB (Word for the day: "kakistocracy" - a society governed by its least suitable or competent citizens)
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“Grrrrl, I’m so hungry I need me some SKRIMPS!” :P


14 posted on 03/12/2024 3:19:49 PM PDT by Kriggerel ("All great truths are hard and bitter, but lies... are sweeter than wild honey" (Ragnar Redbeard))
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The only surprise is that she didn’t demand that her meal should be free for “reparations”.


15 posted on 03/12/2024 3:26:34 PM PDT by Blood of Tyrants ( "It is easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled."- Mark Twain)
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No surprise - a foregone conclusion.


16 posted on 03/12/2024 3:28:05 PM PDT by grobdriver (The CDC can KMA!)
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It’s always them, Boo Boo.


21 posted on 03/12/2024 3:43:39 PM PDT by Bullish (...And just like that, I was dropped from the ping-list)
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I wonder if they give out ‘Endless Shrimp’ in Africa.


23 posted on 03/12/2024 3:45:38 PM PDT by Bullish (...And just like that, I was dropped from the ping-list)
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Photo....

Fred Sanford might have mistaken her for Aunt Esther.

Aunt Esther: Today is my lucky day.
Fred Sanford: Why? Did you look at yourself in the mirror and it didn’t break?

Aunt Esther: My body was blessed by Mother Nature, honey.
Fred Sanford: And as you got older, it was cursed by Father Time.

Aunt Esther: Fred Sanford why is it every time I come over to your house you call me ugly?
Fred Sanford: Because I’m not the type to lie.


24 posted on 03/12/2024 3:50:48 PM PDT by frank ballenger (There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls.)
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She cute! /not


27 posted on 03/12/2024 4:01:37 PM PDT by Paladin2
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To: simpson96

Yup!


29 posted on 03/12/2024 4:17:59 PM PDT by stevio (Fight until you die.)
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