...Surprise!!!

1 posted on
03/12/2024 3:01:41 PM PDT by
simpson96
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To: simpson96
2 posted on
03/12/2024 3:02:00 PM PDT by
Jonty30
(I may not know as much american history and law as I like, but I know more than most liberals.)
To: simpson96
I’m shocked. Shocked, I tell you.
3 posted on
03/12/2024 3:06:02 PM PDT by
Noumenon
(You're not voting your way out of this. KTF)
To: simpson96
“Endless welfare and coddling” has taught them well.
4 posted on
03/12/2024 3:08:22 PM PDT by
Fireone
(Who killed Obama's chef?)
To: simpson96
To: simpson96
“ Surprise!!!”
********************
Totally unexpected! I’m stunned.
6 posted on
03/12/2024 3:10:31 PM PDT by
House Atreides
(I’m now ULTRA-MAGA. -PRO-MAX)
To: simpson96
Endless shrimp!!! Just load it in the U-Haul I parked conveniently next to the door.
To: simpson96
dont be greedy
just fill your oversized purse on the downlow
8 posted on
03/12/2024 3:14:25 PM PDT by
joshua c
To: simpson96; Rennes Templar
She began smashing plates and became verbally aggressive after they told her that their policy does not really promise “endless shrimp” that customers could take home. Talk about shellfish..
9 posted on
03/12/2024 3:15:09 PM PDT by
Ezekiel
(🆘️ "Come fly with US". 🔴 Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with MARS ♂️, aka every man)
To: simpson96
“Endless shrimp” = just cut the tails off.
To: simpson96
"Yep, I knows dat woman. She put my first restaurant outta bidness. Had to deeclar bankruptcy." 
11 posted on
03/12/2024 3:15:52 PM PDT by
moovova
("The NEXT election is the most important election of our lifetimes!“ LOL...)
To: simpson96
Did the ‘suspect’ also write this article?
Look at the last sentence shown here:
“..but they learned from employees there that there was a couple people inside.”
To: simpson96
Them again. Who’d a thunk it?
13 posted on
03/12/2024 3:19:32 PM PDT by
KevinB
(Word for the day: "kakistocracy" - a society governed by its least suitable or competent citizens)
To: simpson96
“Grrrrl, I’m so hungry I need me some SKRIMPS!” :P
14 posted on
03/12/2024 3:19:49 PM PDT by
Kriggerel
("All great truths are hard and bitter, but lies... are sweeter than wild honey" (Ragnar Redbeard))
To: simpson96
The only surprise is that she didn’t demand that her meal should be free for “reparations”.
15 posted on
03/12/2024 3:26:34 PM PDT by
Blood of Tyrants
( "It is easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled."- Mark Twain)
To: simpson96
No surprise - a foregone conclusion.
16 posted on
03/12/2024 3:28:05 PM PDT by
grobdriver
(The CDC can KMA!)
To: simpson96
It’s always them, Boo Boo.
21 posted on
03/12/2024 3:43:39 PM PDT by
Bullish
(...And just like that, I was dropped from the ping-list)
To: simpson96
I wonder if they give out ‘Endless Shrimp’ in Africa.
23 posted on
03/12/2024 3:45:38 PM PDT by
Bullish
(...And just like that, I was dropped from the ping-list)
To: simpson96
Photo....
Fred Sanford might have mistaken her for Aunt Esther.
Aunt Esther: Today is my lucky day.
Fred Sanford: Why? Did you look at yourself in the mirror and it didn’t break?
Aunt Esther: My body was blessed by Mother Nature, honey.
Fred Sanford: And as you got older, it was cursed by Father Time.
Aunt Esther: Fred Sanford why is it every time I come over to your house you call me ugly?
Fred Sanford: Because I’m not the type to lie.
24 posted on
03/12/2024 3:50:48 PM PDT by
frank ballenger
(There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls.)
To: simpson96
27 posted on
03/12/2024 4:01:37 PM PDT by
Paladin2
To: simpson96
29 posted on
03/12/2024 4:17:59 PM PDT by
stevio
(Fight until you die.)
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