Woman arrested after allegedly doing naked jumping jacks in her front yard

WMBF/Gray News ^ | 03/12/2024 | WMBF News Staff and Amanda Alvarado

[FrogMom]

FrogDad wants to know if there’s video.

[Responsibility2nd]

Does she have black eyes? Now how could she have black eyes while doing naked jumping jacks?

I’d have to investigate further.

[KevinB]

Somebody buy this woman a trampoline!

[kawhill]

To paraphrase Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: “Momma and Papa were laying in bed, Momma rolled over and this is what she said: ‘Give me some, pt, good for you good for me’”.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

She looks like Tuesday from the Addams Family.

[Harpotoo]

Whorry County? Perfect!-)

[bigbob]

It’s never how you imagined it from the headline

[bigbob]

It’s never how you imagined it from the headline

[whitney69]

“Who doesn’t support physical fitness?”

At the fort where I was working in the latter part of my career, it was rumored/observed that a woman soldier was prone to running early in the morning prior to scheduled PT hours, on the back roadways at the fort. She, in trying to control heat during the summer, was running topless. I can remember driving in early and outside the east gate on the back road I passed her. And sure enough, the rumors were true. But no one ever admitted she existed or tried to stop her. New wave...

wy69

[DeplorablePaul]

I would like to hear her side of the story. I bet she thought it was the right thing to do

[sevinufnine]

I didn’t even read the article. The headline made me laugh hard enough.

[ronniesgal]

her parents must be so proud.

[whitney69]

“It was being a brain surgeon of a hamburger chef.”

You forgot double ought spy.

wy69

[Organic Panic]

Obviously these neighbors have never been to St. maartin, Kauai, or any European beach.

but really though. She is in jail on $10k bond, while Chomo Joe allows illegal alien convicted criminals to wander the streets and even gives them money. AND there is an entire whore class of whores in the media that get upset that an alleged murderer is called “illegal.”

[sauropod]

Same pic.

[Locomotive Breath]

Only the skinny ones can pull that off (SWIDT?). There’s a reason the sports bra had to be invented before most women could participate in sports.

[Albion Wilde]

[Delta 21]

She shoulda murdered someone. Bail would be less.

[Vaduz]

He meth supply must have arrived.

[BigFreakinToad]

Floppy Flo’s