Med Team Prepares Biden for SOTU address:
A source said that the pharmaceutical supplies for Joe Biden, muscle relaxants,opiates,adrenaline and blood from 16 year olds are mixed into an elixir to temporarily bring the president back from 81 to the age of 35, the costs of which have exceeded 1.3 million dollars.
The problem is that the youthful effects only last for about 7 hours and so Biden will look and act very aged after SOTU address.
Sources also say that after the transfusions , given to Biden at Camp David, women are not allowed around Biden because of his relapse into former sexual pecadillos. He will be sniffingly randy and ugly for SOTU.
All we need is a nurse with access and a sense of humor...
If she lets Biden stroke her hair she will have free run of the place.
I don’t doubt this.