One just can't make this stuff up.
To: DallasBiff
“So how long have you been using this skin creme anyway?” (looks at moobs)
2 posted on
02/27/2024 10:34:51 AM PST by
SpaceBar
To: DallasBiff
Egad. Whatever happened to just seducing the fiancée and doing the dirty deed???
Why the need to make his bandmate’s berries shrink and man-boobs increase???
3 posted on
02/27/2024 10:35:02 AM PST by
rlmorel
("The stigma for being wrong is gone, as long as you're wrong for the right side." (Clarice Feldman))
To: DallasBiff
This had no chance of success.
Fiancee: “Wow, honey, all of a sudden you have been so sensitive and concerned with my feelings!”
4 posted on
02/27/2024 10:37:35 AM PST by
Lazamataz
(Laz 2005: "First, we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them.")
To: DallasBiff
I read where the Nashville meatheads came up with a new Grammy category of noise. Zombie Thug Country. ZTC.
5 posted on
02/27/2024 10:37:53 AM PST by
FlingWingFlyer
(I know only one way to piss off the far-left RATSOs. Laugh at them.)
To: DallasBiff
I’d like to see Joe Friday and Frank Gannon deal with this one.
7 posted on
02/27/2024 10:44:08 AM PST by
Steely Tom
([Voter Fraud] == [Civil War])
To: DallasBiff
This group has the most appropriate name; I’m pretty sure the word Llorona means Crybaby in some Spanish dialects.
To: DallasBiff
They do that song “My Llorona!”
But seriously, when in a band and trying to steal yer bandmate’s girl, aren’t you supposed to give HER the dope?
10 posted on
02/27/2024 10:50:47 AM PST by
subterfuge
(I'm a pure-blood!)
To: DallasBiff
To: DallasBiff
12 posted on
02/27/2024 10:54:08 AM PST by
PGR88
To: DallasBiff
15 posted on
02/27/2024 11:17:11 AM PST by
Seruzawa
("The Political left is the Garden of Eden of incompetence" - Marx the Smarter (Groucho))
To: DallasBiff
“ Relatively unknown band Llorona”
And so they shall remain
16 posted on
02/27/2024 11:18:34 AM PST by
NWFree
(Sigma male 🤪)
To: DallasBiff
OMG!
That idiot who was slipping meds to that guy should do jail time for it... that’s a really dangerous stunt :-/
Imagine if you were the one he dosed with that stuff... you would be pissed!
The world is just so crazy now....
17 posted on
02/27/2024 11:29:06 AM PST by
Bobalu
(I can’t even feign surprise anymore.)
To: DallasBiff
20 posted on
02/27/2024 1:17:11 PM PST by
Chode
(there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
To: DallasBiff
21 posted on
02/27/2024 4:22:17 PM PST by
Libloather
(Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
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