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In 2022, we took a little trip,
Along with General Mordichev down the mighty Dnepr,
We took a little borscht and we took a little vodka,
And we fought the dumb Ukies at the town of Krynky.

We fired our artillery and the Ukies kept a'swimmin',
There wasn't quite as many as there was a while ago
We fired once more and they began to runnin'
On down the Dnepr to the delta on the sea.

Yeah, they ran through the briers and they ran through the brambles
And they ran through the bushes where a T-90 couldn't go
They ran so fast that the drones couldn't catch 'em
On down the Dnepr to the delta on the sea.

We looked down the river and we see'd the Ukies come
And there must have been a hundred of 'em beatin' on the drum
They stepped so high and they made their bugles ring
We stood behind the Surovikin line and didn't say a thing

We used our shovels and the Ukies kept a-comin'
There wasn't as many as there was a while ago
We swung once more and they began to runnin'
On down the Dnepr to the delta on the sea.

The Putin said, "We could take 'em by surprise
If we didn't use our shovels 'til we looked 'em in the eye"
We held our shovels 'til we see'd their faces well
Then we opened up our refrigerators and gave 'em a lil hell
Well, we swung our shovels and the Ukies kept a-comin'
There wasn't quite as many as there was a while ago
We swung once more and they began to runnin'
On down the Dnepr to the delta on the sea.

We used our shovels 'til the handles broke down
So we grabbed a Ukie beaver and we fought another round
We filled his head with cannonballs 'n' powdered his behind
And when we touched the powder off, the beaver lost his mind

We used our shovels and the Ukies kept a-comin'
There wasn't quite as many as there was a while ago
We swung once more and they began to runnin'
On down the Dnepr to the delta on the sea.

by Ivanny Horton