[Red Badger]

She missed 5 years of her family growing up, but she also missed 5 years of history.................

[No name given]

So sad.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

She missed:

A giant, world-wide obedience training exercise using a coronavirus as an excuse;
A tumultuous election in which a senile ding dong was victorious;
200 cities being burned up by petulant Communists;
A jail in the nation’s capitol being turned into a gulag;

However, she still has to deal with the gulag, the ding dong, the petulant Communists, and skyrocketing prices at Waffle House.