If it's not natural, bravo to whomever the landscaper was.
I’m not a woke guy, not a soy boy, or a feminist, etc.
But…
Didja ever see a female FReeper post stories like this, or dogpile onto Uranus threads, giggle if someone mentions the Grand Tetons or Lake Titicaca, or type LOL if quizzed on the capital of Thailand?
ALIENS MAKING A JOKE